Title: Birthday Suprise

Author: TrinityTheSheDevil

Rating: PG

Disclaimer: I DON'T own them!  And if I did, do you think I would be sitting here writing this?! 

Summary: So, I found an article about Elf Sex.  Found out a lot of interesting things.  So, here's a little Uruk-Hoppity that bit me halfway through the article.  >=)  Enjoy.

 

 

Aragorn laughed as he watched his friend dancing with an Elf Maiden.  It was good to see Legolas in such high spirits, for the Elf spent too much time in worry.  Mirkwood was slowly falling under the Spiders rule, and each day Legolas had to fight harder to keep claim of the once beautiful land. 

 

Aragorn blinked as Legolas suddenly appeared beside him, looking a bit winded.

 

"Tired out already?"  Aragorn smirked.

 

"If you danced with 20 Elf Maidens at once, I think you would be a little tired yourself!"  Legolas playfully growled at his friend.

 

"I think I will pass on the maidens, they seem quite satisfied with you."  Aragorn nodded to the group of females, who were all sending shy looks towards the young Prince.

 

Legolas blushed slightly, the tips of his ears turning a pinkish color. 

 

"Oh, I don't know little brother.  I overheard a few females asking about that 'scruffy dark-haired elf' a little while ago.  I do believe they were talking of you."  Elladan snickered slightly.

 

"They mistaken me for an elf?"  Aragorns eyebrows raised, doing a perfect imitation of his father.

 

"Yes, although I do not know how.  You are quite clumsy, built bigger than ordinary elves, your hair is not so straight, and your voice isn't as fair-"

 

"Okay Elladan.  I get it."  Aragorn sent a glare towards his brother, who laughed. 

 

"Don't worry, Estel.  Perhaps you will grow out of your clumsiness."

 

"Don't you have somewhere to be?"  Aragorn growled.

 

"Actually, I do.  Thank you for reminding me."  Elladan snickered evilly, and walked off.

 

"Uh oh, they're up to something."  Legolas' eyes followed Elladan as he weaved in and out of the crowd.

 

"Yes, and I hope to be far far away when it happens."  Aragorn said, then turned back to Legolas.

 

"So, how old are you today mellon nin?" 

 

Legolas shrugged.  "The same age I was yesterday."

 

Aragorns brows furrowed, and he blinked.

 

"But....we're celebrating your birthday.  Right?" 

 

It was now Legolas' turn to blink, and he looked at Aragorn's confused expression.  A sudden understanding look crossed his face, and he grinned slightly.  "Elladan and Elrohir told you I was celebrating my birthday today, didn't they?"

 

"Yes.  I thought that was what the party was all about.  It's not?" 

 

"No, my friend.  You see, Elves do not celebrate their birthdays like men.  How you grew up in the House of Elrond and did not know that, I cannot figure out."  Legolas was laughing now.

 

Aragorn was getting slightly annoyed now, and growled.  "Then what, may I ask, are we celebrating?"

 

Legolas' grin got even wider.  "My conception day."

 

Aragorn snorted the wine he was drinking out of his nose and started choking.  After getting the coughing fit under control, he turned and asked,

 

"Yo-...your WHAT?!"  Aragorns eyes widened so that he looked like that dreadful Gollum creature.  An expression Legolas found quite funny.

 

"The day I was conceived, Aragorn.  As I said, elves do not celebrate birthdays." 

 

Aragorn took a minute to let this information sink in.  Why his father or brothers never told him about this was beyond him. 

 

"So....this is the anniversary.....of the day.....Thranduil.....and your mother..."  Aragorn left off and started making hand motions.

 

Legolas bent over with laughter, and finally managed to nod.  "Yes...*giggle* this is the day I was conceived."

 

Aragorn made a face that looked as if he were sucking on a lemon.  "That is just gross." 

 

Legolas rolled his eyes.  "Humans."