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I have recieved a number of requests for a Kaldur fan club, so here we go!
Kaldur DeCahr is an original character from Cassia & Siobhan's LOTR Fanfic series "The Mellon Chronicles" who makes his first (and thus far only) appearance in
"The Curse of Angmar".
Possessed of a somewhat irrepressible nature, Kaldur is a bandit by trade and preference, but a surprisingly clever and good-hearted one.
In "Curse of Angmar" Kaldur end up with more trouble than he bargained for when he his clever, but dangerous charade as a robbing barrow wight pits him against Aragorn, Legolas and Elrond's twin sons Elladan and Elrohir.
The results of this meeting and the subsequent events end up surprising everyone involved.
Kaldur has a uniquely formidable optimism that borders on a denial of reality that lead many to believe he is insane, but in fact...
Kaldur: *inturrupts Cassia's narration* "Whoa there Luv, I know you mean well, but honestly... could this get any drier? If you're goin' ta write about me it ought to have a *little* style, clear 'nough?"
Cassia: "Um... Kal, what are you doing here?"
Kaldur: *kicks back and looks around, arms folded behind his head* "Well you just said this was my page didn't ye? So I tell you what, I'll help you out and tell these good people about meself and save you the struggle, eh?"
Cassia: *looks uncertain* "Uh... that's not usually how this is done..."
Kaldur: *not listening to a word Cassia is saying* "Right then! Now where to start... A little about me, eh? Well as I believe the lass here already said, my name's Kaldur, but for all you fine ladies and gents, you can call me Kal. *winks* Some folks 'ave been saying I bear an uncanny resemblance to some fellow by the name of Jack Sparrow... all I can say is that he must be a rather charming and dashing sort in that case... *ingratiating grin*
Cassia: "Kaldur..."
Kaldur:
Now, what else can I tell you all? So many fine adventures to recount, I hope yer all comfortable."
Cassia: "Kaldur..."
Kaldur:
"There's the time I stole a rival band's entire loot right out from under their noses, then there was the whole cavern escapade... or the time I single-handedly outsmarted four hill trolls and..."
Cassia: "KALDUR!"
Kaldur: *raises eyebrows as if just noticing Cassia for the first time* "What friend? Did you say something?"
Cassia: "Yes, I did. If you're going to talk you'll have to keep it brief, I haven't got the webspace to let you start telling stories here. Especially when you'll only confuse the readers who will be trying to figure out *what* in the world you're talking about as it has almost no relation to anything in our stories. Besides... single handedly? Isn't that a big of a stretch?"
Kaldur: *grins and shrugs, looking around with a slightly puzzled look* "Web space? You have spiders in here?"
Cassia: "Not exactly what I meant... you see it's called the internet and... oh never mind."
Kaldur: *peers over Cassia's shoulder* "What're you doing now then?"
Cassia: "Putting together a bio for you."
Kaldur: "Oh! Bios! How fun, I love bios." *long pause* "What's a bio?"
Cassia: "It gives basic information facts about you. Say, don't you have some reviewers to go annoy or something?"
Kaldur: "Nope! I leave that to that Sparrow fellow. Besides this is my page, I get to live here." *smug grin*
Cassia: *mutters* "Riiiight, which is why I'm leaving as soon as I'm done putting this together..."
Bio:
- Name: Kaldur DeCahr
Elvish Meaning: Seeker or Lover of Shiny Things LOL
- Age: Mid-/\/\/\/\
*Kaldur scratches out whatever else Cassia just wrote down*
Cassia: HEY! *Cassia takes away his chalk*
- Hair: Black
Kaldur: "I prefer 'raven' or 'ebony' actually..."
Cassia: "You care what I say about your hair? You couldn't tell by looking at it...
- Eyes: Dark
Kaldur: "That's such a cop-out really, I mean, does that tell you ANYTHING about their color?"
Cassia: "Do you have to comment on EVERYTHING?
Kaldur: "Yes."
- Profession: Bandit
Cassia: "If you tell me you prefer 'expert treasure hunter' I shall scream. Got it?"
Kaldur: *looks innocent* "Did I say anything?"
Cassia: "You were thinking it."
Kaldur: "How do you know what I was thinking?"
Cassia: "Because Sio and I created you Kaldur, we're authors, we *always* know what you're thinking! Which is a scary thought..."
Kaldur: *smiles mischeviously* "Do you know what I'm thinking now luv?"
Cassia: "ARG! Yes! Unfortunately. NO I am not going to repeat that for everyone to hear. I give UP! I am *not* working on this page anymore. Do it yourself." *shoves chalk, web page and everything else into his hands and stalks off.*
Kaldur: *looks out at the many perplexed website visitors* "Well then! Um... this is my page! *grins* "What are you supposed to do here? Friends, that's your problem, not mine. But if any of you lovely lasses out there would like to leave your name below as members of my fan club I'd be glad to help you..."
Cassia: *Pokes her head back in* "For goodness sake Kaldur, at least say 'ladies and gentlemen', you want to offend someone?"
Kaldur: *blinks* "You think there are any men reading this? How many gents have you seen in these fanfic circles lately? 'sides medear, I'd rather help the ladies..."
Cassia: "KALDUR! You're going to GET ME IN TROUBLE!"
Kaldur: *rolls eyes* "Don't blow a gasket. All right, ladies AND gentelmen then. I thought you were leaving?" *eyes Cassia*
Cassia: "I am, but you behave yourself."
Kaldur: *large grin* "Always luv. Always."
Cassia: *shivers* "Ohhh boy..."
Kaldur: *waits a few mintues, peers around corner* "All right then! She's gone. Good thing, I was starting to think she was related to that elf the way she can frown... Well then mates, go ahead and complete the form below and whenever dear Cassia gets around to checking her e-mail she will gather up the info and put it on this page so I can see how many fans I have. Oh, and while you're about it, you might want to pop over to my official fanlisting as well, just read on below, I think Cassia has it all there clear 'nough, after of course all the lovely works of art..." *grins and settles down to wait*
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Cassia
LOL Well I'd better like him... he's our fault. But actually I have to (candidly) admit that he's one of my favorite OC's in the Mellon Chronicles actually. Of course if he heard me now he's never going to let me live that admission down... :o)
Sio
Oh YES! I love Kaldur. I have to as well as i am the other half of the brain that helped bring him to fanfic life. Besides he's cute and scruffy, the best kind!
Linda Warren
I'm a sucker for anyone remotely resembling Jack -- here's to you, Cassia , for thinking this up!!! Great character - great story!
Andrea
I want to bear Kaldur's love child!!! :o)
Eleniel
I see that with his irresistible charm Kaldur has managed something...uhm, almost impossible. LOL Despite his hard attempts to get on everybody's nerves he has got an own page. I just love Kaldur, despite of the seriousness of the situation he always makes me laugh helplessly. Not to offend the others OCs *looks especially at Raniean and Trelan* but Kaldur is really your best. I enjoyed every single quote of his. You made a really good job there.
To Kaldur who is sitting on the floor near the door with a strange grin on his face and waiting eagerly for his first fans to show up: Please be nice with Cassia, you don't want her to get into trouble, would you?
Oh and Kal I... I do not like this grin. :P
Hannah/Siri
Cassia and Siobhan:
You two are both commended highly for creating such a character, writing such a
character and (oh yes) putting up with such a character! He's such fun to read
and all I can say is I won't be disappointed if he makes some future appearence!
=D
Kaldur:
There are many unique people in the world and I have noticed that a great
portion of them seem to hide out in Cassia and Sio's world, though very rarely
do we have one quite as unique as you! ;)
I half wonder if you didn't sneak into their story uninvited and simply took it
from there! :D
That aside you have certainly made a name for yourself amongst the fans of MC
and none of us will ever be able to really rid you from our minds! :D And at
this rate Cassia and Siobhan will never rid you of their fics!
For your own safety's sake however I may suggest the following:
Don't kidnap, hurt, threaten, anger or kill, Aragorn, Elladan, Elrohir, Legolas
or Elrond because one of them is bound to get mad. =D
Mind that piece of advice and you should last in the MC world for a VERY long
time! =D
Great talking to you, Kal! Hope to see you around! Don't be mean to Cassia she
works hard! =D
Be seeing ya mate!
~*~Hannah/Siri~*~
P.S. Bucky Says: Gibadgai Jokiagida.
Ecri
I love the way Kaldur can lighten the mood with just a few words! I can just picture him telling Gandalf not to scowl...great fun!
Helen
You are mad!
Sarah_K
*whispers* Great idea, Cassia! You and Sio have created an truly
enjoyable, hilarious, bizarre, and (yes, in spite of constant comparison) unique
character! I only wish he didn't give you such problems when you're trying to
get work done, but, well... *rolls eyes* As one beleaguered writer to another:
hitting them over the head with a frying pan doesn't actually do anything but
make the situation worse. :P
Now, Kaldur: I must confess to finding you funny
and charming, in a distinctly cock-eyed fashion. You--
JackSparrow: Love, what
*are* you doing now? And why are you all hunched over your screen like that?
Me: Eep! (plants hand over the picture of Kaldur) I'm just... uh... joining a
fan club, that's all!
JackSparrow: (grinning crookedly) I see. Nothing to do
with a certain nefarious pirate captain, I suppose?
Me: You suppose correctly,
for a change. *waits warily until drunken slob meanders off* Sorry, Kaldur,
Jack would never let me live it down if he knew I were here. I hope to see you very often in both this fic and (maybe?) in
future fics as well, savvy? Ack! *claps hand over mouth and wishes all pirates
to the depths of Davy Jones' Locker*
Catherine
Awesome character, Cassia and Sio! He's great!
Sarah
LoL! Kaldur rocks! So funny...reminds me of someone...hmm wonder who
that could be?! *cheeky grin* LoL! I just plain Love 'im! *innocent smile*
*grabs Kaldur and runs* HE'S MINE!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *fall flat on her face*
ouch... *Kaldur runs off* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! Oh well prolly for the best...and
better for my sanity! LoL! :P
Any-whoo, He's a fantastic character, and though a *bit* annoying, he's a
natural charmer! Just love 'im! *sigh* If only... :P
coon
Kaldur, you rock!!!!
Shi Ryuu
Argh...now i suppose i'll have to do fanart... ^^;;; Ah well...
Saber
*finally stops laughing long enough to comment*
AHEM...well what's there to say? Every single OC created by the imfamous Cassia
and Sio is memorible in his or her...wait there are no 'hers' really...oh
well...anyway...HIS own way, but Kaldur must be our favorite (followed very
closely by 'ran and Trelan...VERY closely) if only for his uncanny resemblance
to Jack--scuse me...CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow.
PLEEEEEEEEASE don't have him only be in CoA!! I'm sure you never imagined he
would be such a hit...but he is! SO BRING HIM BACK!!! Saavy?
Jade Miller
Arryn/Sparky Cola
Great page. I agree that Kaldur is your best OC yet! I hope he makes
reappearances in other stories!!
Estel Peredhil
Kaldur, You Are Annoying!
But really, I couldn't help but laugh. ^^
Manders
Hi!! Kaldur and Jack Sparrow are one of the best good-looking guys out
there and the funniest. Great job you two!
Mariana Nimeneth
A Kaldur Fan Club... nice thought. Not to mention that he remind me so
much of Jack Sparrow, to whom, incidently or no, Kaldur bears a resemblance to.
I actually like the idea... suits him to have a fanpage. I need to start one of
those... ANYways... enought blabber. I LOVE KALDUR's WIT! He is soooo funny...
out of touch with reality is like it... ANYways... love the page! Wonderful
idea. And now I shall end with my usual comment... Namarie!
Alex
gotta love Kaldur! :) Great job guys!
KASLiNN
Hmmmm.....Jack ^_^ Me love Jack. Jack is good. So I guess that
means I love Kal too! Yay! Another scruffy, dark, dashing, and annoying yet
increadibly seksi bishie to worship! (As if I don't have enough ^.~) As for you
ladies, thank you for creating the highlight of my painfully boring life with
your stories (and OCs ^.^).
Kacey-chan: Kaldur, looks like you've got another rabid fangirl that adores you.
I pity you.
Hmmm? Who? *looks around*
Kacey-chan: *smacks self* You, idiot. You.
Oh, I get it. ^^;;
Lady Greenleaf
He reminds me of Jack, I love Jack..but i think i have a new
love...LOL...!!!
Well anyhoo, I really enjoy his charecter his pirate charm and just him all
together!!!
:D
Luv ya Luv!!!
Trin
*snortsnicker* That's great, LMAO. Kaldur is such
an..er.....uhmm....sweetie? No, that's not it. Mischief maker? Nah,
understatement of the year.....*thinks*...gah, I'll just say 'sexy bandit' and
leave it at that.
Kaldur: *grins widely* Did ya hear that? She thinks I'm a 'sexy bandit'-
Trin: Did I forget to say 'annoying'? I meant, 'annoying sexy bandit'.
Kaldur: *elf pout*
Trin:.............*melts*
Kaldur: Whoops...*mops up Trin*
*snicker* *drags Kaldur off* >:)
-Trin
EnigmaJade
::huggles Kaldur:: Plushie?
Estel Kenobi
I can hardly keep myself from sniggering at Kaldur long enough to read
each new post. I keep expecting him to put his hands on his hips and ask
"Savvy?" in that infuriating manner of his.
Kudos to you for thinking up such an awesome OC!!!
Though it gives me the chills to think of what must be lurking in your minds if
you thought HIM up...
*shudders*
Firniswin
Love Kaldur!!!!!!! Hope to see him in more stories!!! And oh my word,
I love his name!!!!!! Ya well you don;t need to hear any more about my obsession
with him. So Namrie!
Skye
Well, what can I say? Kaldur is the most lovable OC I've ever...
ehm... met. Irritating and annoying, just like I like them.
My congratulations and my respect to you for creating such a wonderful
character. Even if our beloved Kal bears some resemblance to a certain other
person you managed to show us a somehow unique individual with character traits
of his own.
I hope we will see much more of his adventures... before and after Curse of
Angmar. How about a tale about him single-handedly outsmarting four hill trolls?
Please, gimme more! And soon. You know, it's torture, waiting for a new chapter
of CoA...
Wren
His resemblance to Jack Sparrow sent me into hysterics, as well as
some of his other *ahem* episodes. Even though he was so much like our beloved
pirate captain, he was still a very unique character, so,to Cassia and Sio, GO
YOU!
Aearien
hehe i love ya kaldur hope to see ya around soon
Templa Otmena
Lol! So little space and yet you and Kaldur have brightened my boring
day! You really are mad, but that is a compliment! You've provided another
outlet besides the Chronicles for me to channel some of my insanity! (...and to
execute mindless Kaldur worship...) *mumbles something incoherent about 'bad
influences' and stumbles off...*
Sparx
He saved Elrohir in the newest chapter, so yeah, I guesss I have to
join lol!
Abigail da Jedi
I LOVE KALDUR!!!!!!
Whew! There I said it. I am now past the denial stage and ready to seek
psychiatric help. By the by, I have a friend that I have been trying to get to
read your stories for ages. Thanks to Kaldur I just have to tell her that there
is a character who strongly resembles Jack Sparrow in it and she'll read them
all in one day. (That's humanly impossible but I won't tell her.)
Veasse Taure
Well...ok then, for the sake of a wonderfully written character...
Kaldur is definately my favorite of all the characters you've created. It would
be intersting to hear his life story...
Emily
Kaldur is the best!
Liz
*laughs* That was great! MUST HAVE MORE OF KALDUR!! I must say he is
the greatest bandit ever.....err........do you happen to know if the lovely man
is seeing anybody?
Blair: *being musish* Ignore her she's tired and knows not of what she speaks
Liz: DO TOOOO!!!!!!!!.........When did you become all Leggy? I thought you said
the day you spoke like an elf would be the day you ....*sniffs* I smell
pumpkin......GINGERBREAD COOKIES!!! *races off*
Blair: well....*Watches her leave* She was whining me for months after that
proclimation I just had to break it, she was getting so annoying! Anyway As she
was saying. We are both big fans of Kaldur and wish if you could add more to his
bio *bows* Danke
Liz: *far off voice* FROSTING!!!!
Tari
I LOVE Kaldur! He's so funny!
Beth the Elf
haha Kaldur's so cool! :)
Rogue Sparrow
I absolutely adore Kaldur! It must be his completely irresitible
charm....*sigh*
KAL: 'Ere that? She thinks I'm irrestitibly charming! *irritating grin*
RS: Dang straight! *launches self at Kaldur*
Brilliant job, as always, you two!
Tiniwiel
Yay Cassia and Sio!!!! It's hard to believe that you can make me smile
so much during such tragedy.. ha! :)
Kaldur-- behave yourself and try not to do anything stupid....
Pyrochan
Kaldur is soo funny!!! Hee and a fan club for him!!! *rotfl*
Emmithar
Lovely! Very well done. you sure you aren't related to Mr. Sparrow at
all kal? Don't be running off now, Cassia will put you in other stories, isn't
that right Cassia?
I hope so, I give you an A+ on this page! Good luck to ye all
Emmithar
ShortRedHead28
Aha! Kaldur is a very original character... ok not really... but hes
adorably funny so I guess I don't really care. Haha he really does make this
story soooo much more interesting. I also love how he angers Legolas to no end.
Hmmm but Will Turner never seemed to mind him... except when he threatened Miss
Swann... but only a little.
Aly K
Golden_Days
KALDUR RULES!!! *Insane giggle* You simply MUST put him in another MC
story. Do you hear me? MUST!!!
Rhiannon StarFire
YEAH BABY!! If I can get a dose of Jack in any shape or form, SO BE
IT!!! *Shakes hands w/ Cassia and Sio* Nice job ladies, as always. Absolutely
fantastic work.
*Looks at Kal* YOU! Come w/ me . . . ^_~
Karina Dinhuaniel
Do I smell a spinoff for the 'Seeker or Lover of Shiny Things', nice
meaning, very fitting! *Thinks of that scene in POTC with Jack Sparrow rummaging
through a vast mountain of gold and jewel at "La Isla de Muerta".
I can see millions of fanfictions and websites dedicated to this fine
gentlemanly scum, ahem I mean thief, yes. Well he's got potential and a wide
fanbase, he could go far! I can see it now! "The Tales of Kaldur DeCahr: The
tale of the Wights" the movie... think of the profit $$$ *Cha-ching* $$$ Ok so
that's the business admin opportunist in me speaking here... :)
Well this was a really cute idea! Great character, great stories!
Here's to the many laughs to come! Have a nice day!
Jaja
*l* Well, I haven't seen PotC, so I wouldn't know one way or t'other
as to this Jack Sparrow guy, but Kaldur is flibbin' awesome. *GRIN* Absolutely
fabulous to see such a highly entertaining OC -- I don't think I've seen an
original character yet in any fanfic that made me laugh as hard as this guy!
(... or any character that's nearly made Legolas haul off and clobber him.
*snickers*)
And I'm afraid I must agree with several others... I hope we'll be seeing more
of this guy outside this CoA! Kal is definitely one of the most... unique
"allies" the Dynamic Duo have come across. XD
AlmightyShroom
I can't believe I'm signing up. Oh well. I've always been a sucker for
someone who can make me laugh. And damn can Kaldur do that. Someone else to bug
Legolas ^-^. Not that I like people who get on the elf's nerves......no
seriously.....okay, ya, I'm a liar. When someone can get to someone like Lego
you just gotta love them (and I like lego's, their fun, all the little colorful
pieces....sorry, rambling) I just have one more thing that has nothing to do
with Kaldur *Gasp!*
To the writers of the Mellon Chronicals. I love your story and how the
charecters evolve throughout the series slowly and gradually, sneaking up on
you. if were talking about Aragorn he gets older then quickly digreses back
down to the equivelant of a 15 year old. Not that thats a bad thing. ^-^
SO keep writing and put Kaldur in somewhere in your next storys. He's way too
good of a charecter to be a one shot.
See ya in Fantasy Land,
Almighty Shroom ^-~.
Rissa Sparrow
BWAHAHAHAHAHA! MY FRIEND JUST TOLD ME ABOUT A GUY THAT'S LIKE JACK
SPARROW!!! AND IT'S KAAAAALDUR!! I LOVE HIM ALREADY AND I HAVN'T EVEN READ THE
STORIES YET! I SHALL READ THEM IMMEDIATELY!! I LOVE YOU KALDUR!!!
Hugs and Kisses!
Rissa
Lady Sandry
Ah, mellyn nin, you've found the only thing that could possibly make
the Mellon Chronicals better. An insane villian who drives Legolas crazy, and
keeps adding layers to himself! While the resemblance to Jack Sparrow is, of
course, obvious, it's not so over done to be annoying. *carefully looks at each
post* Good, no "savvy".
An excellent idea, this webpage. *looks around fearfully* There /aren't/ any
spiders around here, are there? One can never tell with a Cassia and Sio
creation. Spiders tend to lurk in the shadows.
But I digress. This page is a good idea, because now, as he mentioned, Kaldur
will live here. Meaning, he'll be here and not bothering you! Great side
effect, no?
Cassia and Sio, Curse of Angmar is as wonderful as expected, made even better by
our original chracter over here. Yes, Kaldur, I was talking about you. Don't
let it go to your head. :D Major kudos to the authoresses. Kaldur, behave
yourself. :D *realizes what she just said* A slim hope, huh?
*backs away slowly, still searching the corners for spiders*
Namarie, mellyn nin
Lady Sandry
Anolinde
Lol, Kaldur is awesome! He reminds me a lot of Jack Sparrow... not
that I mind the similarity... *wink*. This is, by far, the best OC in a fanfic
story. I hope he appears in more! Love the picture at the top, BTW.
Celebelai
He He He!:P Kaldur is definatly your best OC yet, Cassia!:D(Although I
love 'Ran and Trelan, Kaldur's uncanny resemblance to Cap'n Jack is too great to
ignore!) I luv Cap'n jack Sparrow and I now love Kaldur DeCahr as a great
addition to CoA,(and hopefully your future fics-wink wink!:P
Kaldur combines(intentionally or no)two of my fave fandoms, so thanks for
creating such a lovable character:D
*Luv Ya Kaldur!:P
Chanra
Shiny things.
I like shiny things to, Captain Jack- er... I mean Kaldur.
It's a shame shiny things usually can't be eaten. If they could, then the world
would be a happy place.
pearl
KALDUR ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ril
Kaldur's great! One of the best OC's yet, but there are still some I
like better. But anyway, how can he be so annoying yet so....likeable?
Dha
this *is* rather silly, but.... doesn't hurt! *hugs Kaldur* he is so
loveable anyway...
annakas
Kaldur is hilarious in your fics. I love his Jack Sparrow like
character and bow low to his wit and humor. I do hope to see more of him in your
stories.
And oh Kaldur keep up the good behaviour *wink*
itarilde_elenastar
hey! what a fabulous idea! muahaha a whole fan thing dedicated
to...*sigh* Kaldur. *grin* yay! as you know from my insane reviews on ff.net, i
LOVE your stories and also ALL of your characters!! Kaldur is a WONDERFUL OC!
think you could pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease put him in maybe...another
story?? or two?? savvy? (ahaha i just love saying that! :P).
so ok, excellent job, wonderful idea, and cya around!!
*Hugs* (to Kal too! *dreamy sigh*)
Namarie!!
Ohtárwen Elenöré
Hehe! Kaldur, you're the greatest -- I've never seen anyone throw
Legolas and Aragorn off this well! Great reincarnation of a certain pirate we
all know, girls! I love it!
Firnsarnien
Gotta love him! Although he's a bit irritating at times, he kinda
grows on you! ;) And though he's got be a tad worried how he'll handle this
Elrohir situation, I've still got high hopes for him. I think his heart is in
the right place and he means well, when he can see past the coin! :)
Effigy
Laswen
Hahaha! Gosh, I love this guy! Very funny, sounds like my friends and
I...
Narya
Oh Kal, what did you do to us?
Your character isn't just fun but it also has depth like we discovered not so
long ago. ;-) I think I never read about an OC as good as you and I definetely
look forward to "translate" you!
Tariel
Who would have thunk it? The one character (besides the villain) that
I have ever felt like killing. *KALDUR: You can't kill me, I'm....* Yes, yes,
Kaldur DeCahr, just happens to be my favorite. Hmmm. Yes, our good friend the
'Seeker and Lover of Shiney Things' has stolen my heart... along with every
other Captain Jack Sparrow obsessed fangirl in the world's. Please, I beg
you... something that I don't do very often for most people's fics, put him in
another fic,and another, and another, and... *KALDUR: 'Nough, luv, I think they
get the point.* Anyway, LONG LIVE KALDUR! *KALDUR: Of course I'll live long.
I'm Kaldur DeCahr!*
And don't let anything life-threatening, or grieviously injuring, or deadly
happen to him, lest i cry.
LUce
I couldn't leave this page without bestowing my congratulations to
Cassia and Sio for the accomplishment in the creation of Kal! I loved Jack
Sparrow and it's wonderful to have him, in a way, back to business! Welcome Kal!
Ailsa
I love Kaldur! He's hilarious!
Firithore
I dont know who Kaldur is but, hey, if it took up all that space in my
email, why not join the club!
Kelly
Kaldur, dude i don't want to boost your esteem because that might be a
problem for Cassia, but........YOU RULE! You are the coolest character i know!
Sorduv......yeah. Definitely getting that wallpaper for my laptop! (Er, sorry
Cassia. I didn't mean to make him worse for you.....but you know in a way, i
guess you could blame yourself for inventing him! Lol, sorry.)(btw this is Irish
QT)
Ashley
I LOVE Kaldur, and so of COURSE I am one of those females in love with
Jack Sparrow. I was so excited that Kaldur was brought into the Mellon
Chronicles! I just hope he has a few more appearances in the future?
Elf-Girl/Kogura/Gloriollass
Elf-Girl: Hehehehe, you know us (I think). The crazy ones from Phila!
Kogura: Hiya Kal! ^^
Gloriollass: -_- Oh boy. Kaldur, Elf-Girl, and Kogura should get along just
fine.. A little *too* fine..
Kogura: By the way, I don't suppose you know how I could get a lollipop with a
cricket into the bookbag of this girl I despise, do you? We bought one for this
rather annoying girl at our school. Problem is, we could get expelled for it (I
didn't know they had *rules* for *that* kinda thing)So, any suggestions?
Gloriollass: TALK ABOUT THAT IN REVIEWS!!! WE'RE WASTING WEB SPACE!!!
Elf-Girl: Geez, you're as bad as her.. Anyway, we love Kaldur, he's great. We're
gonna work on an anime style drawing of him if you'd like. Cya around!!
Kogura: Bye ya'll!
Gloriollass: Quel du.
MaraJade
Kal has to be one of my favorite OCs EVER!!!! I absolutely love him.
So if anybody sees him, or if they find a twin who acts a lot like him (can we
say Captain Jack?) could you send him my way? LOL. Cass, Sio, great job with
this character and the entire fic. Great as always!
heidi
LegolasLover2003
Kaldur's awesome! He's such an interesting fellow after all. Plus,
no one can quite get under my dear Elf's skin like he can. He's hilarious and
adds a bit of his own touch to everything he does and everyone he meets. Bloody
brilliant character is you ask me!
sophia
omg!!! ok lol i loved kaldur in the story and the whole series
thingy all round is really good.lol (you guys made it better adding him!!!)
ValkrieCrow
Great job with the fanclub intro Cassia/Kaldur! HIGHLY intertaining!
LOL
Niani
Good lord...Great idea, but I can just imagine the topics. This is
gonna be fun.
Lyric Firedancer
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!! i love kaldur! *sqeaks. puts head on desk.
sqeaks again* ALL HAIL ANYONE WHO REMOTELY RESEMBLES JACK SPARROW!!!!!!
Sawen
Morwen
Earade
Kaldur is hysterical, he should definitly be in more fanfic. You guys
did a great job in his personality, even if it really does resemble a certain
someone....
Katie
*laughs* Loved Kaldur. Love anyone who's like Jack, actually. Really,
he's one of the best OCs you've two have come up with...^.^
Celebrian Helyanwe
I love Kal's excessive sense of humor. Of course, you do have to get
used to it. But a warning to Kal: there are times when I can frown as much as
Legolas.
Gaya
Yes..... he drives me crazy..... to the brink of insanity actually....
but you gotta luv him..... (although I still like legolas better)
Rocky2004
Kaldur does look like Jack Sparrow, but that's ok. I have a HUGE crush
on Johnny Depp!**sigh**Well, I'd luv to join...so...bye.
~Rocky~(I hate my real name)
Teresia
Uh...wow. I laughed quite a bit, keep it up. One of the most inspired
OCs I have seen in a while. Plus he looks like Jack, you can't go wrong there.
Bravo!
szhismine
oh, nice webpage for Kaldur! and i like the picture of him. really
well done. Kaldur certainly has lots of fans. and no wonder! he's so funny. and
smart. and kinda good-looking...
Jack: Why thank ye, luv!
Kaldur: She was talkin' about me, mate. Sorry.
Jack: Me!
Kaldur: Me!
Szhismine: Wait, don't fight! I like both of you!
Jack & Kaldur: Then choose, right now!
Szhismine: I can't! Can't you guys go... looting or something? Go to a bar, or
plan some mischief only two people like you can pull off?
Kaldur: Ye flatter us, luv. Thanks.
Jack: Aye, why're we fighting? We both have fan clubs which contain many wenchs.
We should take advantage...
*Kaldur and Jack run off*
oh dear... excellent sight Cassia!!
Uruserce
Love ya Kaldur. Jack too. Great now I have another to draw and add
into my extremely large book of obsessions... heh. No complaints here.
Spacemonkeyelfranger
you guys rock! u made such a great character. *hugs Kaldur, then
Kaldur has scared look on his face* can i borrow him? * Kaldur mouths
'nnnnoooo!no!no!no!no!'*
Eodwyn
Hi! I'm joining again because Kaldur is awesome! All- wait, no, 99.99%
of my friends (with the exception of Earade) think I'm crazy for joining, lol.
I was really sad when CoA ended! I really think you should do a background story
on Kaldur and his life... lol, I love your torture ideas. I know I've IMed quite
a few people saying 'CAGE! THREE YEARS! DARK! FUN! ALL HAIL CASSIA AND SIOBHAN!'
I'm sorry, I just can't get over that one. I love it!
You did a really good job. I love CoA! I think it's my favorite story yet... but
you STILL have to top that cliffhanger that you gave in Traitor when Aragorn
hears Legolas being tortured in the tent... *shudders* I almost fell into a
coma! (Have you figured out what my other name on this site is yet? Lol, I think
I told you that bit about the cliffhanger throughout Traitor and Escape From
Mordor...)
Kaldur is awesome! Hi Kaldur! :D
Keep up the good work!
Carnimerie
*lol* This has got to be one of the most fangirly things I've ever
done, but I don't really care. Kaldur is awesome! I tried describing him to one
of my friends, but Calenoran didn't get him. He's kinda hard to explain (so
yea!), now I can send her to this lovely page which will explain everything.
*blows a kiss to Kaldur* I love your page, darling! Toodles!
drakstorm
very nice Jack would be proud
Neko
I love Kaldur so much! The character is great along with the story.
I can't find anything thing to hate here. His charm is the best!
Laural Goldstar
hey..... oh well i think Kaldur sounds sorta cute but inoing big fan
of all your storys too well g2g bye
laural Goldstar
Tarauial
Have ye found any tresure yet? And do you say savvy? Thats the best
word ever.
Yassnah (Jasna in Serbian)
Hope to see you again soon
A Pirate
If Kaldur continues to be like Captain Jack Sparrow I'll love him til
the day he dies and beyond!! ;) lol, I haven't read any stories yet that have to
do with Kal, but I'm going there right.... now!
Lady Mirwen Sunrider
I love Kal! Yes I am a fan of our ranger and elven prince, but seeing
Aragorn enjoy himself around humans and Legolas get annoyed so easily was so
much fun!!!!!!! Well, here's a couple of comments to Kaldur himself...
Hi Kal,
I love your fic, and so does my friend who is an obsessee with a certain
*pirate*- we both bookmarked it. Two comments that are likely to prolong your
lifespan while around Legolas and anyone else other than Strider:
1)Please, PLEASE, don't use the "insanity" act especially if Strider's around.
He'll die of restrained hysterical laughter.
2)For the Lord's sake, DO NOT tell Gandalf the Grey/White not to scowl! "Do not
meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger."
Gotta run, don't forget I luv ya!!!!!
queeneb
i love kaldur! he adds a sort of humor into everything that is just
funny beyond belief. though i have to say sortly after i finshed curse og angmar
i watched Potc. and laughed at how close the basics of the story lines where!
Melika
Kaldur has got to be one of your most memorable OC's - he's friggin'
hilarious! And his past just makes me want to huggle him! Plus I love the way
he's ablt to get under Legolas's skin so easily, hehe.
Araglas
Kaldur is my Best Friend!!!
Ringlinde Lessien (really!)
i know its a cleshay( soz, i cant spell it) but Kaldur really does
remind me of jack Sparrow. did you get inspiration from there or sommat? but
hey, he sounds cute. and a bit more believable than Legolas (my all time fave!)
Pleez expand this fanclub, im sure youll have fun writing it. and keep up the
good work with the mellon chronicles.
luv Ringlinde!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Allie
All i can say is *snicker*.
Michelle
Kaldur is brilliant!! Absolutely surreal!!
Earowyn
well well well... another Jack Sparrow? how can I possibly go on?! one
is enough! my sister's gonna flip when I tell her what you've created(she's in
LOVE with ol' Capt. Jack) anyway, I must admit, GREAT character! we need a
little fun in our lives even if HE resembles Sparrow.
Kaldur: watch out for someone named Leah, she is now stalking you and watching
your every move... scary init mate?
Namarie~Earowyn
Raven Bloom
yays. it's Kaldur. gotta love him. almost as much as Legolas and
Aragorn. hehehe. j/k!
Emily Brown
*sigh* It was bad enough that Will ran into Jack, but that Kaldur ran
into Legolas is enough to make me laugh hysterically! I dearly love a rogue with
a wit. I have read COA several times and everytime I find myself laughing at the
same stinkin' lines! I LOVE Kaldur! Guess he's Jack Sparrow's Middle-Earth
persona. A big thank you to Cassia and Sio for yet another memorable
character!(Though they'll have to work pretty hard to beat Kaldur!)
Leah
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm in love with
you( if that's even possible)(sorry Jack) I love you Kaldur I love you Jack!!!!!
*grins mischeviously* they are mine I tell you! mine mine mine!
hahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaha *grabs Jack and Kaldur* you will never get them
never!!!! *runs far far away* N-E-V-E-R!!!!!!! ................
Earowyn: I told you I warned you... sorry Cassia, Sio, that's the last you'll
ever see of either Kal or Jack. Pity really... see you in Singapore!
Adria Skye
I love it! lol. Reminds me of a certain pirate. Excuse me, CAPTAIN.
ahem. anyway. Love it! almost as good as the short elf....
Kar
I love this web site and I think that Kaldur is just plain hilarious
and when I read the curse of agmar every time Kaldur said something funny I
laughed till my sides hurt.
He's just as bad as Elohir, Elladan, Aragorn and Legolas all together. Just more
annoying and funny.
Nita aka Mouse
Well, I just love Kaldur and I happen to think he's a breath of fresh
air and one of the funniest and most original characters I've ever come across!
Well done!
Arandil
Hmmm... This rocks... 3 Doors Down, Pirates of the Caribbean, And of
course, The Lord of the Rings; Cass and Sio are bearing an incredibly strong
resemblance to me... Very strange, but very cool. :D
Devon
Love it!
Steff
Love it!
Joee
*Hugs Kaldur* Ooh my absolute favourite OC. I love him.
Vanaondoiel
*grins* Nice Job Cassia and Sio!! You have both created a wonderful
OC. This one has to be my favorite, for various reasons, but mainly because he
can lighten any situation, and because he always finds a way to get under
Legolas' skin!
Kal,
Congradualtions on recieving your own page, and your own fanclub! Good luck on
future appearances in Mellon Chronicles stories *wink wink*
megan
Marblez
he is so wicked, this is a great idea plus I love the pictures! but
unfortunatly i can't watch any of your trailer things for some reason, bummer.
Hawkelf
I dreamt about Kaldur three nights in a row after reading Curse of
Angmar, and it's all his fault! Oh well, it was fun. What can you say? Kaldur is
one cool OC!
Avathauth
Kaldur is they coolest character you two have created so far.I love
him!!Please please pleaseeeeeeeeee put him in other stories and tell more about
his past. It would be interesting to see how much alike Estel's and his would
be.And i have to agree with everyone else. From your description he would bears
an uncanny resemblance to CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow. Who, I might add, is a very hot
person.
Well back to the subject. Kaldur is the best character and is verey funny and
helpful even if he does drive you up a wall every chance he gets. It's fun to
read about him.
~Avathauth~
P.S. Please be good for Cassia and Sio, Kaldur or I'll come after you and stick
you in the insane asylum with me and all of my other crazy friends and we will
drive you crazy.*laughs an evil laugh* Got me? Bye!
megan
i got pirates of the carribean for christmas and from the moment jack
first spoke i immediately thought of kaldur, he makes me laugh so much. the
curse of angmar is great you should write more about kal
Legolyn Fay Greenleaf
i LOVE Kaldur. very fun character. i wouldn't mind hanging out with
him. i'm glad you put someone with his style in one of your stories, cassia
Linwen
Cassia and Sio:
You have created a wonderful charicter!!! Kaldur reminds me of Jack Sparrow,
one of my favorite people in PotC [that is besides Will Turner....] *giggles*
Anyway, congrats on Kaldur, I love him. I wish I had made him up. But sadly
*sniff* I didn't.....oh well.
Gotta go write PotC fanfics, LotR, and so forth.......[grins]
Namarie, goodbye, so long, farewell, all the above. [snickers]
Lin
O'Brian, but its Brian to you (female^^)
oh, he just sounds too adorable to ignore or resist!! (yes, I actually
said it. Hope Kal sees it ^.~)
Sarah
I love your whole series, but Kaldur is easily the BEST OC you've
created. It would be fun seeing him again (maybe after ROTK?). Keep writing!
(and keep causing trouble Kaldur!)
debra louise cole
u are bril
Aelin
WOW, what a sexy, dashing rogue.....
Kaldur: A sexy dashing rogue? That's a new one....I like it.
Aelin: Well, I uh....didn't know that you would be hanging over my shoulder....
Kaldur: Why not....they're very comfortable....and so firm....*massages
shoulders temptingly*
Aelin *as she begins to melt*: Cass....we have a problem....here....
Kaldur (*grins ingratiatingly at Cassia*): Problem? What problem?
~Aelin
Lau-el stargold
i think kaldur is kinda cute in a way! but sorry kaldur legolas
greenleaf will allways top you lol
Caite
Cassi
*Falls over laughing* Are you SURE he's not a Jack Sparrow clone?
*Pokes Kaldur in the head suspiciously* Hmmm...*Eyes narrow* I think he's a
clone. But he's funny. *Hugs him* Bwhahaha!
legolas the prince
Kaiti
Tiria
OMG, Kaldur is sooooo funny. I love him but I will ALWAYS love Legolas
more. No ofense but elves are the kind for me! (Eodwyn mentioned me but in a
different name. You see, Kaldur was just to funny for me to stay away! Uh oh!
Legolas just walked in! G2G!!
Cortheira Blackelf
Haven't read CURSE OF ANGMAR yet, but knowing Cassia and Sio, it's
GREAT! Besides, you've got a picture of JACK SPARROW on the website. Anyways,
Kaldur sounds awesome! I can't wait to put him in a story and torture him.
Tai
Yes, Kaldur is oh so squeezable! I love him! He is such an awesome
character, congrats!
Kristy
Sorry, Cassia, as much as I hate to do this to you -- but I think Kaldur might have to make another apperance in one of
your stories...I mean, we can only tell him how great he is and how many fans he
has for so long before he gets bored and stirs up trouble again. Well, okay, it
might be a really long time before he gets bored of hearing how terrifically
funny he is, but it does seem like it might get tiresome, espically if we're not
making offering of shiny object. Legolas, Aragorn - beware (espically when
wearing SHINY headdresses and rings)..Kaldur DeCahr is never far away. :)
Bad KAT
kaldur is soooooooooooooooooooooooooo funny....reminds me of a certian
pirate...Capin Jack...keep up the good work
Donnoliel
there is a science student at my school who could be Trelan!
he is blonde,short, blue eyed and has high cheekbones. vey elflike. plus he is
SHORT!!
p.s am kaldur fan. apart from the fact he bugs the hell out of me.(does
legolas/gandalf/moru glower)
Kate-E
Kaldur rocks! I'm in love with him cuz he's so alike to Jack Sparrow!
Jessika
Kaldur is funny and cute.He totally rocks.
Hannah
I have to admit I LOVE Kaldur! He made me laugh when I almost didn't
want to ;)
Elenwen
Ok Kal, this one's for you. I adored you right from the first page of
Cassia's magnificent story and though I do believe you are slightly crazy, I am
totally smitten with you. Mind you, I LOVE the Elves and the Ranger, but you're
quite some competition. Savvy? *winks* And you're definitely the most handsome
"expert treasure hunter". *grins*
Iris May Ellen Caluag
Legolas is a archergod for me
Nero
Ra
I love the bio cassia!! its great i feel for you trying to keep kaldur
in line. Good Luck.
congrats to cassia and sio, keep the mc coming, im haning for tears like rain!!
thanks so much for keeping me not bored while i study.!!
Estelrond
*Looks around* Ok coast is clear! well,I guess. Sorry mate, but
that elf keeps lurking around my webspace. He'd think it was some kind of
betrayal if I joined KALDUR's fanclub. AN-yway. Love you Kal.
Legolas: What are you diong? *glares suspiciously at computer*
Me: Uhm... Hanging out at Mellon Chronicles?
Legolas: *Cocks one eyebrow reprovingly* Really? Then what are you doing joining
Kaldur's fan club?
Me: Uh.... Well... he is a friend of yours right?
Legolas: *Crosses his arms and continues to glare*
Me: Hey! THis is 'my' computer remember? And I can do anything I want on it!
Besides! I've joined enough of YOUR fanclubs. *glares back at the stubborn elf*
Legolas: *Sighs* and what would Jack and Will think of this, hmm?
Me: *gulp* well...I-
Legolas: *smirks triumphantly* that's what I thought.
*A head pops into view from the living room*
Will: What are you doing?
Me: *Throws hands up in despair* I give up! I'm getting off I'm geting off! OK!
Happy?
Will: *Looks behind him nervously* Jack Sparrow's coming!
Jack: Captain! Captain Jack Sparrow!
Me: All right I quit! Just know I love ya Kaldur, despite these guys!
Legolas: *grabs my collar and tries to drag me off* I think that's enough.
Me: *Reaches for the mouse while trying to fight off pesky elf* Bye, mate!
Jack: *pokes head around corner* Did someone say mate?
Mirimacelva
Kaldur rocks. He is just too adorable and cute for his own good.
Kris
LOL!!! I love Kaldur!!! he reminds me of Jack Sparrow!!!!!
God Bless! :)
Legolas_greenleafs_wife_forever_#1elf
I think kaldur is sooo cute, he gets under my hubby legolas' skin and
its soooo funny. cassia and sio you guys did a great job. lol. i love that
story. Legolas doesnt appreciate it to much though, kaldur annoys him like no
tommarow. and thats how i like it. yummy hubby getting mad, my poor baby.kiss
kiss to legolas! mine !
ElvenStar5's 'lil' sis
Arwen
OMG i love Kaldur!!!! He is soooo coolbeans. He's my favorite :D I can
imagine what would happen if he stayed in rivendell LOL!!! poor elves. stop
frowning like that :D
Elana
I absolutly love Kaldur. He is by far the best OC you two have come up
with. He is so hillarious! And he gets on poor Legolas' nerves soo much. Hehe.
Must see him again real soon! I love Kaldur! Wonderful job Cassia and Sio! You MUST have him in
another story. You MUST! I could hardly read the story from laughing so hard.
Kaldur is the best OC you two have come up with yet. Who else will you two
create?
Emma
I luv kaldur...............yay!
* i no im siko....pshyko...psyuco...whatever.*
Teresa Evans
leggy_lover_4_life
lol that was intersting kal quit cute but a bit ingratinting but i
would not mind to be his wife hehehe
lol
Ami
This is so freaking kool! Kaldur rocks!
crazeegrl13
OK. I'd just like to say that Kaldur is the funniest and most lovable
character you guys have ever created. Even his (coincidential?) resemblance to
Jack Sparrow is wonderful. Anyway, I wanted to say...
Kaldur (*cutting in*): Thank you so much for that charming and BREATHTAKING
*sniff* review. I think that, yes, I am rougishly handsome and I agree that I
very har to NOT fall deeply and madly in love with, but I...
crazeegl13: Umm... I didn't say that.
Kaldur: Yes you did.
crazegrl13: No I didn't.
Kaldur: YES your DID!!! I DISTINCTLY heard you say that you loved my wit and
charm and that you thought that this "Jack Sparrow" person that everyone is
talking about was a cheap rip-off of ME! What's with the name, anyway? I mean,
SPARROW?!? Isn't that a BIRD?
crazeegrl13: Yes, yes, it's a bird. But I did NOT say ANY of those things!!!
Kaldur: Yes you did.
crazeegrl13: Whatever. You are impossible, you know that?
Kaldur (*grinning*): Yup.
crazeegrl13: Now will you leave me ALONE, please? I'm trying to write a thingy
for the Kaldur Fan Club, and I... oops.
Kaldur: KALDUR FAN CLUB?!?!?!?!?!? Then you DO love me! Let me see! Let me see!
(*jumps in front of computer*)
crazeegrl13: Uhh... Kaldur? KALDUR!
Kaldur (*happily scrolling down the page*): Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! I
have FANS!!! Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!!! And that grumpy elf doesn't
even have HIS own fanpage!!!
crazeegrl13: Umm... yes he does. (*goes to google and types "Legolas
Greenleaf"*) See? It says 32,800 matches found. Now let's try Kaldur DeCahr.
Only 8.
Kaldur (*pouts*)
crazeegrl13: You can't argue with pure, hard data!
Kaldur: Oh yes I can!!!
crazeegrl13: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! Well, you can argue with anything!
Kaldur (*grins and nods*): Mm-hmm. What chu gonna do 'bout it?
crazeegrl13: (*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH*)
Kaldur: See? SEE?!? You are so madly in love with me that you can't even TALK!!!
crazeegrl13: Oh yes I can! (*Starts screaming at Kaldur and swearing left and
right*)
Kaldur (*looking very shocked*): Wow. I guess she CAN talk.
crazeegrl (*chases Kaldur from the room*) There. Now we can have some peace and
quiet. As I was SAYING...
Kaldur (*pops head back into the room*): You were just saying that you were so
deeply in love with me that you couldn't stand to be away from me for more that
thirty seconds at a time, right? (*grins*)
crazeegrl13: AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! THAT'S IT!!! I'VE HAD IT!!!
GET OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT! OUT!
Kaldur: Fine. If that's the way you want it. (*pulls head back*)
crazeegrl13: Now, as I was saying...
Kaldur (*pops head back in*): You wee saying...
crazeegrl13 (*jumps up from computer and starts running after Kaldur*): I KNOW
WHAT I WAS SAYING!!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO REMIND ME!!! I KNOW HOW TO TYPE, THANK
YOU VERY MUCH!!!
Kaldur (*running away*): OK, but I still think that you're madly in love with
me!!!
crazeegrl13 (*starts throwing thngs at him*)
Kaldur (*dissapears into the distance*)
crazeegrl13: Phew! Now that he's gone, I was just saying...
Kaldur: You were saying how...
crazeegrl13 (*jumps*): Ah! How did you get in here?
Kaldur: You forget one thing, mate. I'm Kaldur DeCahr. Savvy?
crazeegrl13: So I guess that means that I'm gonna be stuck with you forever,
huh?
Kaldur (*grins and nods*): Yup.
crazeegrl13: (*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH*)Oh well. Could be worse, I guess. I mean, I
could be stuck with someone like DORIFLEN!
Doriflen (*pops into the room*): Did I just hear my name?
crazeegrl13: Aren't you supposed to be DEAD?
Kaldur: See what I have to put up with? She's so RUDE!
crazeegrl13: ME?!? RUDE?!? Let me explain something to you VERY carefully...
Kaldur: Got to run. See y'all later. (*runs off*)
crazeegrl13: You too, crazy, dead, elfy uncle.
Doriflen (*pouts*): Do I HAVE to?
crazeegrl13: Yes, you do. Now stop whining!
Doriflen (*sulks and leaves*)
crazeegrl13: OK, now that THAT's over, I can continue writing. As I was
saying...
Kaldur (*pops head back into the room*): You were saying...
crazeegrl13: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!! (*jumps up
and runs away to the loony bin*)
Kaldur: Wel, THAT was interesting.
Aragorn: Yeah, you can say that again.
Kaldur: Where did YOU come from?
Aragorn: Oh. Am I not supposed to be here? Oops. Sorry. (*runs out of room*)
Kaldur: She was really just about to say that she loves me and really wants you
to write another story with me in it. Possibly more than one. So, anyway,
th-th-th-th-that's all, folks!
Reese Peanut Butter Cup
Kaldur is one of *the* best OC ever created. I love him!
stephien
ello there, nice to be joining in the kaldur fan club oh an very nice
websight u have a go to everyday to read storys byebye
Eklab
Wow I love Kaldur. He has got to be one of the best OC ever created. I
just love how witty he can be. But Kaldur you should be careful about being too
anoying. I want you to be around for a good long time okay.
Kara
Kaldur is so Totally cool!!! I just love him.
Demon_ceraleggysparrowlover
i love kaldur he is mine mine i tell you kidnaps him and locks him
away.."sorry kal it's for your own good ^.^"
Echo
I didn't like him at first but I'm begining to fancy him, obviously
enough to write this. Anyway, he resembles Jack Sparrow, so I'm happy.
Princess Areanne/Rea
I have just finished reading CoA and am very impressed with you girls
ability to create characters such as Kaldur. I love the way he is able to get
under the elves' skin and would very much like to see him in another story. As
much as I think Kaldur is wonderfully iritating and insane I do not think he is
above my thoughts of Ran and Trelan but draws equal with them as I love all
three of your OC's. I find it very hard to realise now that Trelan, Ran and
Kaldur are in fact OC's as they seem so naturally a part of Aragorn and
Legolas's lives that it's hard to believe that they arent actual LoTR
characters. However I love them as much as I love Aragorn and Legolas and would
like to see Kaldur in at least one more of your lovely angst and torture filled
stories.
Elven Estel
Okay, it has to be said; in the entire world of fanfiction, their is
no OC character quite so quirky, funny, drunk/insane/just-plain-crazy and
immensely enjoyable as Kaldur DeCahr!!!
Kaldur: I think I like her...
Lol, if you say so mate... Seriously though, he's an amazing creation!!! And I
do hope we'll see him again at some point ^_^ T'would be a crying shame to just
let him disappear, and you write him so well!!! And come on, just try to imagine
a conversation between him and Jack Sparrow - you though Dobby and Gollum would
be bad...
RidingWrath19
Kaldur's savvy mate!
Melphie
Mwahahaha! Yes, I LOVE Kaldur's personality! I love it to death! I was
always a big fan of that Jack Sparrow fellow, and it was so cool just to see--
Kaldur: WHAT??! What Sparrow fellow?!? Why do people ALWAYS have to mention that
SPARROW FELLOW?!?
Melphie: Well, because he's kind of like you, and--
Kaldur: NOBODY IS LIKE ME!!! NO ONE!! Especially since you were saying that I
was cute, funny, adorable, intelligent, brave--
Melphie: Obnoxious.
Kaldur: Now you're takin' that cranky blondie ELF'S side!!
Melphie: Nah, not really.
Kaldur: Yes you are.
Melphie: No I'm not.
Kaldur: Yes you are.
Melphie: No I'm not.
Kaldur: Ok, then that makes sense out of why you were saying I was cute, funny,
adorable, intelligent, brave--
Melphie: I WAS NOT SAYING THAT!!
Kaldur: Yes you were.
Melphie: No I WAS NOT!!! And if you don't cut it out right now I am LEAVING this
webpage and I will not talk about you anymore.
Kaldur: That would just go to prove how little backbone you have.
Melphie: AAAAARRRGGHHHH!!!
Kaldur: *kicks back and relaxes* You see ladies? She's practically screaming for
me.
Melphie: GET OFF OF THIS PAAAAAGGGEEE!!!
Kaldur: Nope. This is MY page! My own! My PRECIOUS!!!
Melphie: Not you too.
Kaldur: My precious.
Melphie: No it's not.
Kaldur: Yes it is. You just said it was.
Melphie: I DID NOT!!!
Kaldur: Yes you did.
Melphie: Don't make me come down hard on you.
Kaldur: You wouldn't dare! After all, I am cute, funny, adorable--
Melphie: *charges at him* AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!
Kaldur: *sidesteps her and watches as she crashes into wall* Uh oh. Melphie's
gotta headache...heehee!
Melphie: When I get my hands on you...
Kaldur: You will tell me how I am cute, funny, adorable, intelligent, brave, and
wonderful. Yes I know!
Melphie: No, I will STRANGLE you!!
Kaldur: No you won't.
Melphie: Yes I will.
Kaldur: No you won't.
Melphie: And why not?!?
Kaldur: Because there will be lots of MY fans out there, (emphisis on MY) who
will fight for me! After all, I am cute, funny, adorable--
Melphie: And soon to be UNCONSCIOUS if you don't get out of here right now and
let me finish!
Kaldur: This isn't your webpage!
Melphie: So what?!?
Kaldur: I order you to leave MY webpage.
Melphie: I won't.
Kaldur: Yes you will.
Melphie: Never.
Kaldur: *whines* CASSIAAAAA!!
Melphie: *covers his mouth* Shut up! Or I WILL kill you!
Kaldur: *breaks free* You just won't admit that I am cute, funny, adorable,
inte--
Melphie: Ok. That's it. I give up. *starts stalking away, calls back to every
other viewer of the page* YOU deal with this...this...
Kaldur: Cute, funny, adorable--
Melphie: AAAAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!
Kaldur: Heehee! G'day mate!
Melphie: WHATEVER!!! *slams door behind her*
Elf Catcher
Haha! I LOVE this guy! Cassia and Sio I congratulate you both over and
over again for coming up with like the greatest OC ever!! *picks up huge
butterfly net again* Maybe I'll put off my Elf Catchin' for a while just to see
if I can grab him...
Kaldur: Oh NO YOU WON'T!! After all, I am Kaldur DeCahr! NO ONE catches me!!
Elf Catcher: Oh really?! Well, get over here and I'll show you what's what...
Kaldur: *sticks out tongue* Nya! Nya! You're just as slow as old elf boy back
there!
Elf Catcher: AAAAARRRRRGGHHHH!!!
Legolas: *smirks* See what I mean?
Kaldur: Oh, you get outta' here Mr. Grouchy! This is MY webpage!
Elf Catcher: Well, I'm trying to *join* your webpage Mr. Kaldur, but I can't to
that while you're not letting me TALK!!
Kaldur: I don't need you to talk! I already know what you are about to say.
Elf Catcher: Oh yeah? What?
Kaldur: *clears throat* You were about to say that I was the most charming
person you have ever seen on a fanfiction page that you want to see a million
more appearences by me in the rest of the Mellon Chronicle stories. Savvy?
Elf Catcher: Er...well...that's *almost* it...
Kaldur: Aha! AHA!!! You see?!? I am the great Kaldur DeCahr and NO ONE can make
me wrong!
Elf Catcher: In your opinion.
Kaldur: As a FACT mate!!
Elf Catcher: I could ignore you.
Kaldur: No you can't.
Elf Catcher: Yes I can.
Kaldur: Go 'head!
Elf Catcher: *ignores Kaldur*
Kaldur: *makes a grab for Elf Catcher's net* Heeheehee!!!
Elf Catcher: NOOOOO!!!
Kaldur: HAHAHAHA!!! YOU ARE NOT IGNORING ME!!!
Elf Catcher: *slams door in Kaldur's gleeful face* Man, that guy may be a good
OC but he sure is annoying...
Legolas: SEE?!?
Aragorn: *reaches into web room and drags Legolas out* You've got your own
webpage Legolas!
Legolas: I was only trying to be helpful! *door closes behind them*
Elf Catcher: Whew! Finally some peace! Now, as I was saying to Cassia and Sio...
Kaldur: *up chimney* They did a great job on creating me and I shall now take
over this webpage and finish Miss Elf Catcher's sentence by saying what she was
just about to say, which is that I am charming, wonderful...
Elf Catcher: *smiles sweetly at room* I'll be right back. *scrambles up chimney,
voice fading as she goes* Great job Cassia and Sioooooo....*fades out*
melissa banfiel
i think the web page is awsom!!!!!!
Katz Greenleaf
LOL! cool page. KALDUR IS THE BEST!
arie
dont think i could have done a better job myself oh wait i kno i
couldnt of!
Tiffeny Ulanda
Kaldur is soooo funny!
Ariel
hey hey,
gotta love Kaldur! SO much like sparrow!! LOL!!
Love ur writing too! (which is Kaldur but w/e) lol
A Sly Fan
kaldur is so funny, i would love to be one of his fans
A Sly Fan
i really do mean it!
Bri
ya kni kinda feel like im betraing my leggy!! hes so cute and innocent
and- *stops when leggy gives her 'the frown'* boy oh kaldur u were right about
SOMETHING in this story!LOL o well we all love ya anyway...hehehe*grins*
Leela
If Kaldur doesn't come back, I will write evil, evil things about the
authors...just I'm going to write and evil letter to JK Rowling for killing
Sirius! *sob*
Gen
I love Kal, really gives it that comical effect!
ElvishAngel
I LOVE Kaldur!! He is soooo awesome! I have been quoting him for the
past 5 days and driving everyone crazy. *attempts to look innocent but fails
miserably* Well I'm off to find more people to annoy. Luv ya Kaldur! STAY OUT OF
TROUBLE!! :P *thinks that won't be happening any time soon* God bless ya'll!!!!
Tomica Starry
eh...better not let Jack see this, but I love Kaldur too much! *hugs
him* He is the best OC EVER! (except for Trelan, of course!) I'm so glad he
got to be a part of the great Mellon Chronicles...but of course, now that he is,
it'll never be the same!
Cheers, Kal!!! And good luck, Cassia and Sio!
Jade Limill
Kaldur rules! So do the Mellon Chronicles.
HissoriOokami/JackiesFriend
Kaldur is the greatest! and even though you are surely the strongest
and mightiest fanfic writers in the world *bows deeply* i think you two must
have been drunk or something when you decided you could risk letting someone
like Kaldur make an appearence in one of your works..... eventually he will take
over the entire Mellon Chronicles!!!
Taberah
Wow...the list just keeps going on and on and on and on and on...I
guess that means he is funny and its true!!!!*starts to laugh to the point tears
come from her eyes* Great job on the character Cassia and Sio!! *Gets out her
plushie of Kaldur and huggles it* Its just so adorable...ok wait maybe not
adorable maybe fluffy...nah but I know its something anyway. *sees friends
eyeing the plushie and starts to run away* ITS MINE I TELL YOU MINE!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! *Runs into a tree and drops the plushie and
sees her friend running away with it*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! *snif*
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! *cries* COME BACK PLUSHIENESS!!!
Maethorwen
um, I haven't really read the Curse of Agmar, so I don't really know
alot about Kaldur, but he does seem a lot like Jack Sparrow, non??? *refers back
to mainpage photo of Kaldur* OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! IT WINKED!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Nada Minnun
Well, I have to admit, Kaldur's even stealing the show from our
favorite elf and ranger at this point! And I do think that he is adorable, he is
wonderful, he is just...annoying, actually. =D But tremendous commendations(is
that a word?) to Cassia and Sio for thinking him up, let alone giving him such a
personality! The kind of personality that makes elves want to throttle him!
Yes, bring him back and save him from the pit from which all OCs must eventually
go...give him another appearance...rile up a few elves...make him remind Gandalf
of the "angry eyebrows look"...and see what happens to Estel when Elrond
discovers *what* exactly he did with Kaldur.
I can say nothing (I've said too much!) apart from what I've already said.
Love Cassia and Sio for creating this eternal annoyance (how much coffee did you
have when you wrote him in? =D) and Kaldur for being mad.
Stridergal/megan
Great page funny i luv Kaldurs character and the way he irritates the
elves
Aus
I'm a hopless Kaldur fan, no matter how i try and resist it, his charm
seems to break through, besides I love a guy with a sense of humour, and he
seems to have the best one!! although is he trys to hurt
Legolas/Elladan/Elrohir/Aragorn then i may have to hunt him down and do evil
things...not the good kind of evil things though...oh what the hell am i talking
about??
AHH EVIL CHEESE EATING SQUIDS AHH HELP ME...hehehe, YAY FOR PIXIE STIX!!!
Ali Faith
I like you Kaldur, you got style!
And you sound really sexy too!
Love ya!
Ali
Chubby Udders (the 1st)
Well, what's her name already has dibs on his love child... Aw shucks.
He's one HOT daddy!
captain_lanie
It's been about a year since the story came out and I still can't get
over how great it is. He acts and looks like my favorite person of all time, how
could I not love him?
Jack - What're you doin' now, luv?
Me - Oh crap. *minimizes screen* Nothing, nothing at all.
Jack - I'm going to go have some rum. *drunken swager out*
Me - *facepalm*
Anyway, great job. Love ya Kaldur. Gotta go stop Jack from getting too drunk...
Mission Impossible 3.
~~~~~ Lanie ~~~~~
Donnoliel
cheers for changing that mistakey mixup on Ranien and Trelan. i just
want to ask, if Kaldur is based on Jack Sparrow... CAPTAIN! sorry sorry sorry.
anyway if he is does kaldur happen to have a brother who greatly resembles
Ichabod Crane from Sleepy Hollow? who is an arrogent wimp and who legolas hates?
does he? please say he does cos that is the 2nd gratest character Johnny Depp
has ever played. soooooooooooo funny when he faints 5 times in the movie. you
don't even have to use him in the story, pleeeease just answer. by the way, i
like to think the room Kaldur stayed in was my characters room and he wrote
something really rude that she couldn't finish reading . something about how BIG
SOMETHING! was. i'm annoying u now so i'll shut up before i talk Kaldur out of a
job.
Kristen
Kaldur is such a great character. I hope he shows up in many more
stories!
Mymiriel
Poor Leggy and Aragorn.. lol but i can't help laughing when he
torments them!! Definitely best OC i've seen yet!
Heather
Luv the site!
Rhinoa Silvermoon
He looks, sounds, and almost acts exactly like Jack!
::shrudders, quickly looking around for Jack. Not seeing him relaxes::
Well...I'm interested!
Mary
This is going to drive my parents insane. They think I spend too much
time on the computer as it is. They also think I am in more Lord of the Rings
related clubs than is healthy for a "girl your age". Oh well, as long as they
don't find out I'm great. What they don't know won't hurt them OR get me in
trouble.
Ainu Laire
Kaldur! You are the coolest thief I have ever come upon! You are
witty, intelligent, sarcastic... and oh-so-scrumptious! Since Aragorn is already
taken... *steals Kaldur and runs away*
Hal Carter
You know,I always loved how Kaldur could irritate Legolas (or any
other elf) in the blink of an eye.Its just so funny!
Celebwen
Oh my gosh, I LOVE Captain Jack - errr...Kaldur!! He is sooo awesome!
He also lets me know that Cassia and Sio can't be completely evil, creating
those nasty characters and torturing poor Estel and Leggy, lol. But, anyway,
Kaldur is AWESOME, and I LOVE these fanfics!!!!
Oracle
He's so nice... I'd say I love him, but my hearts already taken by a
Drow. *huggles random evil Dark-Elf* They're soo cute andhugable..*sigh* I'm
rambling... Kaldur Rocks I want him to pop up again! i want another Kaldur
story! Nobody better suggest I write one myself, I can't write these kinds of
things.I only come up with ideas, I can't write the darn things out in a
story... *begins a small rally for a Kaldur Story*
Jessica Feltman
Kaldur is awesome! I love him, I really love him! (He's totally Jack
Sparrow rewritten to fit in LOTR!)
cip
I hope we're going to see you again soon Kal, anything to get dear old
Legolas annoyed:>
Kiki
YAY!!!!! I LUV YA KALDUR!!!!
Erulasse
Hmm...now unfortunately I find myself having to join YET ANOTHER fan
club. Still, I am a sucker for anyone with dark eyes and putting someone so
obviously Sparrow-esque in Middle Earth seems a brilliant idea!
*glares down her glasses at Cassia and Sio in Anne Robinson manner* I do hope
you two realise the seriousness of what you've just done! You know only too well
what kind of mess he will wreak on Middle Earth, a pure and- mmph! *screams as
gag covers mouth*
Honestly, you two. *Tsk tsk* Will wonders never cease? Yes, I just called Kaldur
a wonder. Get over it. LOL.
No, seriously, very nice job guys! Yum!
Aragorn: You're...joining a fan club that - isn't about me? Who are you and what
have you done with the real Erulasse?!!
Legolas: Yeah, normally you'd shoot someone for saying that there could even be
a fanclub not dedicated to him!
CJS: Yeah...
Aragorn: Who the hell are you?
CJS: Who cares? That guy looks way to much like me for my liking! I say we kill
him!
Aragorn: Yeah, he's stealing my fans!
And on that pleasant note of my favourite characters deciding how best to
perform homicide on this lovable rougue of your creation...I bid thee farewell!
Crystal-Rose
Kaldur!! Kaldur is great. A truly memorable OC. I think I makde him
'wink' so many times, it looked like he was having a siezure. It was just too
much fun!
Congratulations Cassia and Sio, on creating such a legacy with the MC, and even
moreso on creating such a wonderfully colorful character in Kaldur.
Galadhwen
I love Kaldur!! He is so funny!! I don't know why I like him in the
first place, I am a big fan of Elrohir and its Kaldur's fault Elrohir went
deaf... o well! Kaldur is the coolest character you two have made up Cassia and
Sio!!
Purrple Kat
this site ROX my sox off!!!!!
Marblez
I love this character! He made me laugh so much I cried and when I
picture him I picture him as a slightly more elvish Jack Sparrow! He's
wonderful!
Mari
Kaldur-what to say about him?I need to go change what my fave
character is in the MC guestbook. . .
Even though Kaldur could be said to be a stolen idea(from POTC, no duh),
I-typical me-manage to fall in love(platonic sense, Kal!)with the one character
that I really want to kill(jk). Cassia & Sio- do us a huge favor and put him
into more fics. (Of course, the one OC that SO does not really belong in
Middle-Earth is everyones' fave. I wonder if Kaldur was really s'posed to be in
this fic and did not just sneak into the story and proceed to drive our heroes
absolutly nuts).
katlyn
he's crazy...but funny
Tariel
YAY Kaldur!!!!!! Funny AND obnoxious! One of the best combinations
around, right?
Alatariel
This is great! A fan club to Kaldur!! Whoo-hoo!!!!! I just think
he's hilarious in CoA!! I *really* hope Cassia and Sio bring him back...
onur
This is great! A fan club to Kaldur!! Whoo-hoo!!!!! I just think
he's hilarious in CoA!! I *really* hope Cassia and Sio bring him back...
Rangerofthenorth
I like the fact that he is a nut like me....wait a minute!....KALDUR
QUIT MESSIN! **pokes head in** it wasn't me **leaves** no, preciousss, gollum,
it wassss me. Oh, go away. no, preciousss, can't.......arghhh!!!
Donnoliel
I am gonna start a petition. everyone vote for Cassia and Siobhan to
write him into another story! If you get loads then you gotta put him in. not
that i'm telling you what to do or anything. LOL! I am sooo high... by the way.
that hot student I ramble about? He has NO THUMB ON HIS HAND! Well he does but
its only half of one. It looks gross! *shivers*
Melissa
I think he is a great chracter in the storys.
Kennis
joining cause Kaldur just rocks!
Ryoko
He is hilarious beyond all reason! He just completely relaxes me
mid-finals frenzy!
NamikoIolana
Nice, Kaldur. I really like your, umm, sense of humour with Cassia.
^_~
Jenny
my friend mad me do it. ;) he's hott tho. ;)
Celebrian of Lothlorien
ELVES ROCK MORE THAN DWARVES!!! *cackles uncontrollably untill she
has a coughing fit*
Ahem.
Thank you Cassia and Sio for writing the Mellon Chronicles! We all owe you so
much! *a Dwarf stamps foot and points at Legolas*
*Celebrian tackles him and sends him to Moria*
That should REALLY help him. ^_^
Please note that some entries may be edited according to the discretion of the page owner (No, that would be ME not Kaldur... thank heaven...) due to any material deemed inappropriate for a PG-13 audience (since that's COA's story rating). But I appreciate each and every one of your comments irregardless of what does and does not make it into this section here and I want you all to know that! So I hope no one takes offence at this. Thank you all for understanding.
LOL all right folks, sorry for this bit of insanity here, but hopefully it gave you a laugh if nothing else.
Oh, and yes, in the maniped picture of Kaldur that I did at the top of the page the face was obviously taken from Johnny Depp's Jack Sparrow and belongs to Disney or whoever. However, the body and actual head itself are not, those images belong to me believe it or not. *grin* and no, I'm not telling you whose they are at the moment. :o)
By the way, it's a mouse-over image... (meaning it changes when your mouse pointer is hovering over it as opposed to when your mouse pointer is not touching it) so if you haven't already seen Kaldur wink... go do so now! :o)
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